Teacher: What is “alimentum grātuītum” in the genetive case?
Me: Sorry, but I’ll never decline “free food”.
- where does dorian gray buy his clothes?
- at forever 21
dorian gray jokes just never get old
Every time a guy tells me how unfortunate it is that I’m a lesbian because I’m so hot, I add another line to my epic slam poem entitled “I Don’t Care About Your Boner.” It’s a real thing, and when it gets long enough, I’ll perform it for you guys.
It’s going to be a Homer-esque epic.
Sing, O muse, of the rage of the lesbian, daughter of Sappho, that brought countless ills upon the straight cis dudes.